It Just Came to Me

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uvec:

Silent Night by Jewelwing

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Funnyrandom of the day

“Nipple Power” Rocko’s Modern life

Macbook users unite

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pritamsaha:

Why do I even go on dates, when this is pretty much how I feel.

Sometimes I think I relate too much to holly golightly. Why are you moving? Because I’ve never been there before…Completely alone and meeting fantastic rat bastards along the way. 

After all, dahling, “Did I tell you how divinely and utterly happy I am?”

oh Yeah, happy memorial day.

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My best friend, madie, showed me Mirrormask…This is what I think My dog looks like now that he’s shaven. I’m going to have to trim his side-fur

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1001-bra-designs:

1. Braquarium
 Do you ever have those awkward first dates where you have NOTHING to talk about? Well, if you get stuck, whip out your Braquarium! If there’s anything which is bound to break the ice, this is it!
With several features such as a plethora of marine life, glow-in-the-dark capabilities and several access points, there’s nothing fishy about this investment!
Heat from your chest conducts into the water, providing a tropical environment which is essential for your fishy buddies to survive. Using modern nanotechnology, the particles in the cup do not become murky in the cup - instead, remains sedimentary at the bottom of the bra to be cleaned at a more convenient time, so don’t ‘waste’ time on your date cleaning your bra.

Here are the annotations:

1. Zebrafish - a special type of small (less than an inch) , genetically-modified fish which glow in the dark due to an implanted gene which creates a fluorescent protein.
2. Bra-material - made from hydrophilic gel which is soothing to the skin but has the same concentration of water as in the bra so that no water is lost via osmosis.
3. Jelly-fish - preferably one which doesn’t sting!
4. Seahorse - yeee-ha!
5. Colour - available in aqua blue, seaweed green or sandy cream
6. Zebrafish - there are lots of these tiny fish which create a ‘glow-in-the-dark’ bra. If that doesn’t impress, he’s not worth it!
7. Sealed hole - For inserted fish food
8. Brine - for the fish to swim in
9. Toggle - Lets water in and out of the bust-cup without leakage. Used for replacing water. 

NB. - No responsibility is taken by myself or any associates in the maintaining of the fish, nor what the fish do to any mammary glands in the wearing of this garment.

auraofkorra:

I present PacMako: The GIF.

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